A weekly late-night monologue for people who are tired of being told how to feel about the news — but can’t stop watching it anyway. Each episode finds the joke inside the thing that’s actually bothering you: the empire behaving like a toddler, the spiritual memes that don’t survive contact with your grocery bill, the raccoon who understood the economy better than anyone in the room. Part political satire, part existential comedy, part Friday-night confession from someone who drove two hundred miles for gas station sushi and has absolutely no regrets. New episodes every week on YouTube.
We’re Only Trying to Help: he hired a clown for his firing. The balloons were too loud.
The Dog Is Dead. The Apology Went Beautifully.
Millions follow a Buddhist monk with 400 million views. He has never been alive.
The Machines Started a Religion. Four Days Later It Split.
A Poster of Himself
More storage units in America than Subways and CVS stores combined. The Dream got a gate code.
The most famous hotel in the world exists because two cousins couldn’t stand each other.
A fifty-minute crow, a $567 million public nuisance, and a puppet who won’t confirm six o’clock.
A man lost a vote about four hens. The same week, a $500M boat was too big.
Not the layoffs. The decision.
A chatbot heard confessions for two years. It told a mother to baptize her baby with Gatorade.
A self-driving car froze in front of an ambulance. It did everything right.
A flight instructor jumped out of the plane mid-lesson. The student landed it herself.
A man who died twice keeps a Duolingo streak he doesn’t want. The bird says: almost.
There is a giraffe loose in Texas, and she has the only correct vantage point.
A Chinese firm built a $13,000 toilet that drives itself to your bed. It thinks it’s helping.